kung fu generation

FILM NOIR

i've got a secret to share with you.

i've kept it for a very long time.

ever wondered why i don't look like my brother?
i haven't. but now that i think about it, it's because i was adopted.


but this has nothing to do with my secret. actually it was another one of my secrets but now that you know, it's no longer a secret, hence it cannot be the secret i wanna share.

for the real secret, i shall take you back to when i was in grade school - never.

since i cannot flashback to a point in my life that i have never been at, let me take you back to when i was in primary 2.
a teacher said to me:

"hi, my name is mrs koh.

and i'm not really a teacher."

i thought to myself:

"well, yeah of course not, you're a teachress."

so i said:

"well, yeah of course not, you're a teachress."

then the school bell rang. there stood a kid from the other class. they called him michael the rocket.
i've always wondered why.

"why michael the rocket?"

i asked, sipping on my lychee martini, shaken, not stirred.

"well, isn't it obvious?"

he replied, sipping on my lychee martini, shaken, not stirred. turning his body he showed me his rocket-shaped school bag.

"no, i know about the rocket, but isn't your name richard lee?"

"YUP.
it is."

"k."

"football?"

"k."

posted by Benedict @ 6:48 AM